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Inspired by Howe and Hummel were criminal lawyers, in both senses: They were lawyers who defended criminals, and they were criminals who practiced law. They happily represented murderers, thieves, and prostitutes, but their crimes of personal preference were bribery, blackmail, and subornation of perjury. The partnership was modern less moral version of Robin Hood, as they enjoyed defending the criminals while Fleecing the rich. Smooth and Refined as Unreformed Conmen. Just as bad for you as the Worlds Most Premium Vodkas at half the Price.